Earth is the universe's insane Asylum

With the world growing more and more into a global village, the worst kept secret of human daftness start to surface. Yes our ancestors were the lunatics of another world and could no longer be contained there so they were dumped here. From the criminally insane to the insanely stupid. They left us here and never looked back. It started with power madness that lead to world war one and two and now we are down to intentionally hurting ourselves so that we post those videos to YouTube to be famous. Don’t get me wrong I love them videos, they crack me up. We are slowly being enslaved by cats, they lure you in with their cute cat videos and then poof you have a cat you didn’t need nor want and your reason you are waiting (or forcing) it to be cute so you can put it on those many many many social media platforms.

Yet amidst all this there are few that rise above the folly and become inventors ( the last brilliant minds from our original home - you could say mad geniuses ) This inventor may have ended up in here with us because they come up with even crazier ways to keep the lazy somehow lazier. Allow me to explain with an example: I was among the happiest beings when the invention of phones ,’ yeeea, I don’t have to go to my friends house to gossip.’ Then they found a way to enable my laziness even further, voice commands.  Are any of us gonna be cured and go back home? Doubt it!

I have to exist the premises now, I wouldn’t want to miss a moment of ‘Tokyo Ghoul’ with my trusted pal Winnie the Pooh.

Feel free to be crazy ( if you arrested I don’t know you) life is for the living.